Why Do Gay Men Hate Each Other?
Shutterstock My best friend and I used to joke about how much tension there is between gay men. We could be kiki-ing and walking down 8th Avenue, but as soon as another pair of gay dudes walked past,...
View ArticleWatch The Crude, Hilarious Web Series “The Most Popular Girls In School”
“The Most Popular Girls In School” is a Youtube web series about the gross, dark, weird side of high school. This show is so strange and great. My favorite part about it is how specific everything is:...
View ArticleSlut-Shaming In Movies Needs To Stop
Silver Linings Playbook The winter movie season (especially January) tends to be a dumping ground for movies that couldn’t hack it anywhere else — whether they’re risky business for a studio that feels...
View Article40 ‘Mean Girls’ Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living
Mean Girls Quoting Mean Girls isn’t just a sport. It’s a national pastime. Mean Girls is how we make sense of the world, giving the chaos of the universe a recognizable template by which to understand...
View ArticleThe 10 Best ‘Mean Girls’ Quotes To Use In Day-To-Day Life
Mean Girls (Widescreen Edition) Three things. One, these are my personal favorites to use habitually, but I understand that my opinions don’t speak for all Mean Girls lovers in the world. Two, I’m a...
View ArticleTaylor Swift Is Regina George
This post articulates a theory I’ve long held: That if real life were Mean Girls, Taylor Swift would be Regina George. Sure, she always plays the “nice girl” (the Cady in the situation), but you’ve...
View ArticleYou Can’t Please All The People All The Time, Unless You’re Tina Fey
30 Rock The first time I saw Tina Fey perform, I had no idea who she was. Pretty much no one in the theater that night did. To us, she was just the other person in the sketch show, second fiddle to the...
View ArticleWomen Aren’t Perfect (And We Shouldn’t Expect Them To Be)
I went home a few weeks ago for a belated birthday celebration with my family in Cincinnati. I’m too afraid of everything to get on a plane without several doses of Dramamine and a Vodka Tonic in me,...
View Article10 Casting Choices For ‘Mean Girls: The Musical’
On the red carpet of the SAG Awards in January, a few days before Jack, Liz and the rest of the 30 Rock gang sang their final farewell on the series finale (“The Rural Juror” song, anyone?), Tina Fey,...
View Article20 ‘Mean Girls’ Quotes That Should Be Pick-Up Lines
Mean Girls The other day a guy hit on me by telling me that I was “like a hot person…but shrunken.” I responded, “So, a hot person? You could have just said that.” In some universe, I believe he meant...
View Article35 ‘Clueless’ Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living
Although many of the movies we loved as kids we realize were kind of terrible when we get older (see: Batman and Robin), some only get better with age. For that, I give you Clueless, one of the most...
View Article10 Things I’d Definitely Wear If I Were A Woman
1. Yoga Pants Shutterstock They aren’t restricting and barely feel like you’re wearing pants, so immediately I’m sold on ‘em. Would I actually do yoga? Nope, but I used college-ruled paper in high...
View Article40 GIFs That Prove Every Day Is Mean Girls Day
Back in the day, we had Chicken Soup for the Soul to cheer us up, a little book of wisdom and aphorism that made us feel as if we were going to be okay, no matter what. It was always there to make us...
View ArticleWatch This Guy Recite All Of ‘Mean Girls’ In Less Than 30 Minutes
Sometimes, we contain within us talents which may lie dormant for many years until the moment where we are the bitch intern at a movie website who wants to see what kinds of stupid pet tricks we are...
View Article15 Reasons ‘Mean Girls’ And ‘The Craft’ Are Basically The Same Movie
Mean Girls was very obviously inspired by Heathers — the original Mean Girl movie, starring the timeless Winona Ryder. However, there’s another movie that should get credit for doing the damn thing...
View ArticleOMG Check Out This Trailer For ‘Mean Girls: The Reunion’
Unfortunately, in life, there are always some things that can never be. Whether it is the perfect relationship, the perfect maxi dress that doesn’t make you look pregnant, or the perfect movie — some...
View Article20 Signs You’re A Stereotypical White Girl
I wish I could say, “I’m a white girl, so I’m allowed to throw these clichés around,” but I’m not. In fact I’m a black male, but it seems as if during my creation process, God ‘s chefs spilt some...
View ArticleCelebrate Tina Fey’s New TV Show With 59 Of Her Most Awesome Quotes
Rejoice, 30 Rock and Mean Girls fans! The reigning goddess of TV comedy is coming back to the small screen with a new show. Described as a “Cheers-style comedy” set in Fire Island, the show is about a...
View Article49 Awesome ‘Heathers’ Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living
If you’ve never seen Heathers before, you haven’t lived. The 80′s best teen movie, Heathers is movie royalty, my personal favorite satire of high school life, a satire as razor sharp as it is...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan’s Path To Recovery Is Paved With Lies
E! News According to Lindsay Lohan’s recent interview with Oprah Winfrey, I have done more cocaine than the actress who has been sent to rehab six times. “I’ve done it 10 to 15 times,” Lindsay told...
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