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Why Girls Suck (As Told By A Girl)
Piotr Marcinski / (Shutterstock.com) First, let me get this straight. I am a real live woman. I’m wildly unathletic. I calculate how long I should wait before I text a guy, I go on diets for a day then...
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16 Reasons You’re My BFF
Kzenon / (Shutterstock.com) 1. That time when we were 13 and in the Mean Girls’ group at Immaculate Heart Academy until one of us said, “Do you really like being friends with Tori and Emma?” and we...
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17 ‘Nice’ Things Girls Say That Are Secretly Really Evil
Mean Girls 1. “You actually look really cute there!” You looking cute is just about as rare as Charlie Sheen looking sane! Cute! 2. “Yeah, definitely!” A completely empty response that 100% feigned...
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‘Twas The 3rd Of October: A Mean Girls Poem
Mean Girls ‘Twas the 3rd of October, And all through the ‘net Basics everywhere were ready, Their game plans all set. They had bought their Toaster Strudel, Planned their outfits all in pink — Though...
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If Your Facebook Friends Were Mean Girls Characters
Mean Girls 1. The Humble Bragger – Regina George “She may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she’s so much more than that.” Her profile pictures are an...
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21 Mean Things Sarcastic Girls Say When They’re Actually Trying To Flirt With...
Parks and Recreation 1. “I hate you.” I love you. 2. *Total silence combined with an eye roll* Followed by a slight grin that couldn’t be suppressed and the urge to kiss you. 3. “Ha. Funny.” That was...
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10 Reasons Why Lizzy Caplan Is The Best Mean Girls Alumni Of All
For some, Lizzy Caplan first started stealing hearts on Freaks and Geeks; for others, it was her iconic portrayal of Janis Ian in Mean Girls. Regardless of when the love-fest began, one thing is clear:...
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You’ll Want To Watch Mean Girls Again After Watching This Hilariously Weird...
Mean Girls is one of my all-time favorite movies, and if you don’t understand the sheer genius of it and why people still continue to obsessively quote it 10 years later, you are probably an alien....
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26 Steps For Winning The War Against Basicness
1. Stop taking selfies in public. 2. Don’t tweet about being #blessed, unless you’re being ironic. (Either way I still can’t deal with you.) 3. If you’re laying by the pool or the beach and you take a...
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That Time My Aunt Questioned My Sexuality Because I’m Still Single
Lisa F. Young / (Shutterstock.com) All the single ladies can agree with the following statement: The holidays are a challenging time. For me, this challenge is not related to any lonely feeling or...
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10 Types Of People You’ll Meet At A Suburban Yuppy Boutique
Mean Girls 1. The MILF She’s over 40, probably an actual mother, and looks effing flawless. She’s more stylish than you are, is in crazy great shape, and you’re just so charmed by everything she’s got...
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7 Things Not To Say To A Tall Girl
Christian Vinces / (Shutterstock.com) You’ve never had trouble standing out in a crowd—usually because you’re standing head-and-shoulders above the rest. You were long-limbed and gawky during your...
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The Hurtful Danger Of Labels
Mean Girls Comparing ourselves to others is something we all do at some point, whether we admit it or not. It’s a natural mental process. Labeling, however, is a different story. In my opinion, certain...
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3 Things You Can Do To Stop Being Such A Bitch
Amazon / Mean Girls It wasn’t too long ago that I was walking down the street when a young “gentleman” tried to get my attention to engage in what could’ve only been a very intellectually stimulating...
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5 Things That Happen When You Used To Be Like, Really, Really Good Looking
Zoolander 1. People ask “is….that you? People squint at pictures of you and ask this question as if they’re truly confused: “but your hair is straight!” Yeah, girl. It’s called 30-45 minutes a day with...
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15 Grisly Teen Bullying Cases With Tragic Ends
All of the following cases involve girls between the ages of 10 and 16 who killed themselves after being bullied—largely by other girls. 1. A pervert leaked a topless photo of Amanda Todd, then a...
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Get Rid Of Toxic Girl Friends To Dramatically Improve Your Life
Flickr / Diana Nguyen “It’s as if someone called you a whore,” Meagan said without apology. I was stunned she was bringing it up again. I thought we were having a lunch date, I didn’t realize it was...
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On Wednesdays We Wear Pink: 4 Friendly Ways To Not Be A Mean Girl
“On Wednesdays We Wear Pink.” My friends and I have been quoting Mean Girls for a decade. Since our own high school years did not produce an epic teen film, we gleaned many of our life lessons and...
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Tina Fey Must Be Stopped!
via YouTube At the 2013 Golden Globe Awards, host Tina Fey slut-shamed then 23-year-old singer-songwriter Taylor Swift by mocking her highly-publicized romantic life, stating during the broadcast, “You...
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10 Extremely Satisfying Things Basic B*tches Can’t Live Without, And Aren’t...
As a firm believer in the Pumpkin Spice Latte, I feel the need to defend the worldwide phenomenon that is a “Basic” girl. The last few guys I’ve dated had the audacity to make fun of certain things...
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